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Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Farms Harvested:	343	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	3696	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	1496	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	144
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	9473	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	546
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!