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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6051 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 508008 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.