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KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro

Arca Live, arkenfox, Cwtch.im messenger, debian, fms, Frost-Next, GNUnet, GPG4Win, hexchat, hyphanet, i2p, irc, Kicksecure OS, Korean, Korean Privacy Forums, KoreanCraft, KVM, LinuxMint, Mullvad Browser, Namu Wiki, OMEMO, PGP, privacy, privacy guides, PRO, Qubes OS, smp, Tails OS, Telegram, Tor, Tor Bridges, Veracrypt, virtualbox, VPN Gate, Whonix, windows, XMPP, zcash, 가상 사설망, 모네로, 야한 동영상, 익명 네트워크, 인터넷 프라이버시, 좋은 은폐 방법

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual private network for your gaming experience! Join us if you want to protect your privacy while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have so many crazy features like the Mullvad Browser, Tor (the anonymous network), Tails OS (for all your sneaky needs), and even I2P (because why not?). Our server is like a secret hideout for all your gaming escapades.

But wait, there’s more! We have Whonix, VeraCrypt, and even Monero and Zcash for all your cryptocurrency needs. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got you covered with our guide on how to hide those “special” videos.

Join us and choose from our insane setup options like Windows + Virtualbox + Whonix or Debian + KVM + Whonix. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but for Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of internet privacy and gaming on our server. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (thanks to our top-notch privacy features).

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	792032	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Votes:	8953	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	398138
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!