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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8055 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1800 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5844 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
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