XlVG Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty AF: ‘how do i git gud?’

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?

CreepinCraft: Where the blocks have eyes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	1128	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Yamulicious Adventures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself is a regular player here. Legend has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our world, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, there are also evil villagers who will try to steal your precious loot and zombie chickens that will haunt your dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the chance to make friends with dragons and ride giant turtles into battle. It’s going to be a blast!

FortuneCraft: Mine for Chinese Gems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7261	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Farms Harvested:	331
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9713	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥