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Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8231
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6981
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchantments Applied:	240
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	449
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5287
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!