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Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server

best, Beverage, Brazil, Brazilian, carbonated drink, Cola, DELICIOUS, Favorite, fizzy drink, Minecraft, national drink, pop, Popular, Refreshing, refreshment, Server, Soda, soda pop, soft drink, sugary drink, Tasty, Thirst-quenching, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best soft drink is Brazilian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical vending machine in the game. They inserted a diamond block and out popped the most delicious Brazilian soft drink they had ever tasted. From that day on, they knew this server was something special.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

CollideSMP

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Redstone, server hosting, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

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colidesmp.net:26935

ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	650
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	19296	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!