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YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

awkward, blocks, cringe, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe compilation 2021, cringe compilation 2022, cringe compilation funny, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest 2021, cringe fest 2022, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-worthy jokes, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, mobs, Move, power, shes, Ultimate, UNCOMFORTABLE, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Analysis, Communication, confusion, controversial, crazy, crazycraft, Curiosity, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, nigga, perplexity, question.., racialdiscrimination, requirement, Sensitive, Slang, speculation, whatdotheymean, Wonder

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	854392

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	935	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3418	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?