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Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	3532	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4349	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	182	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	4248	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Potions Brewed:	199
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness