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XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	138
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2609
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8406

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1458	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Votes:	2813	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aqua park, bills, brother, chain, east european coastside, fashion, groceries, Hotel, insulting, janitor, JanitorCraft, jewelry, Minecraft, mom, MONEY, Paycheck, poor country, Server, Siblings, sister, sunglasses

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

BridezillaTruths

bride, BridezillaTruths, Communication, Contacts, contrast editing, design, family, green contacts, Honesty, innovation, makeup, misunderstanding, Modeling, neon green, photography, Self-expression, sibling, stylistic choices, Truth, Wedding, wedding photography

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
New Chunks Explored:	590310	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	3149
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

ForgetMovieSMP

action, Adventure, blockbuster, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, forget, ForgetMovieSMP, Memory, Movie, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, Suspense, Thriller, watch again

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1706
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9265
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!