xiii 2022 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, aspiration, Celebrity, Curiosity, daydream, dream, envy, Escape, Experience, Exploration, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, imagination, role reversal, switch lives, SwitchLifeSMP, transformation, WhoUWant, Wishful thinking, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Items Found:	8557
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ores Mined:	3527	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Emeralds Found:	5030
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3507
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3710	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!