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DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373690
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1196
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3773	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	7986	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	4970	Dimension Hops:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

absolute necessity, can’t go without, can’t imagine life without, can’t live without, can’t survive without, CantLiveWithout, Crucial, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential object, important, Indispensable, life necessity, Minecraft, must have, must-have item, must-have possession, necessity, one thing, required, smp, Vital

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5566
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Items Found:	8324	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!