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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1711
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

    Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

    We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

    Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

    So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeriesSillies

    SeriesSillies
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3793
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderPushersMC

    BorderPushersMC
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2021
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

    GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4332
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Emeralds Found: 4234 Alien Abductions: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

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  • ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

    ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

    BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1492
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Farms Harvested: 837
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 335
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

    Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

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  • VetoSisVsWifeCraft

    VetoSisVsWifeCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

    With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1892
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

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  • TankWarsUK

    TankWarsUK
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3811
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

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