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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

anxiety, bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyComrades, deepening ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20 Summit, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, putin, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Superpowers, trump, united states, world leaders, xi, XiPutinLoveTriangle

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

GazaCraft Peace Summit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global conflict resolution, global peace efforts, humanitarian crisis, International cooperation, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace conference, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, summit, united nations, world peace, xi

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xi Jinping is calling for a peace conference in Gaza just to take a break and join in on the fun!

Join us and build your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. Who needs world peace when you can have a peace treaty with your fellow players after an intense PVP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show Xi Jinping how we settle conflicts in the world of blocks and pixels!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Items Found:	7611
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3350	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Votes:	5715	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	741886	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

awkward first date, bizarre first date, CraftyLoveConnection, eccentric first date, extraordinary first date, funny first date, memorable first date, odd first date, offbeat first date, outlandish first date, peculiar first date, quirky first date, strange first date, uncommon first date, unconventional first date, unexpected first date, unique first date, unusual first date, weird first date

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

AboriginalIceAgeRitual

000 Years, 12, aboriginal culture, AboriginalIceAgeRitual, ancient ceremony, ancient traditions, archaeological evidence, Archaeological Findings, Australian Aboriginal ritual, cave, cultural heritage, east Victorian, ethnographically documented, Gunaikurnai Country, historical practices, indigenous history, last ice age, long-term ritual practice, ritual continuity, ritual performed, ritual significance, traditional beliefs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server got sum crazy stuff goin on! like, did u know dat we got archaeological evidence of an ethnographically documented Australian Aboriginal ritual dated all da way back to da last ice age? yea, u heard me right! not only dat, but dis ritual has been performed for at least 12,000 years in a east Victorian/Gunaikurnai Country cave!

imagine exploring dat cave in minecraft, finding ancient artifacts and maybe even summoning some ancient spirits! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on dis server! so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild and wacky world! u won’t regret it, trust me!