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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6160
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Votes:	6220
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Farms Harvested:	596
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	3366
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Votes:	229
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	163
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

alien species, best girl, Character development, club, Crafty, Cuties, fan favorite, favorite character, Gaming, Gaming Community, loyalty, loyalty mission, mass effect, memorable character, quarians, romance, Sci Fi, space opera, strong female character, Tali, tech expert, Underrated, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!