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Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Votes:	7546	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1269
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocks, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Galore, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, Memecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crops Grown:	7942
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

Fixed, James, long trail tag, Server, they fixed, WTF

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

comfy chairs, Everyones, guy, hey guys, HeyCraft, Israel, Meeting, microsoft teams, new Air Force chief, stateside, trip, Ukraine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Crownfall? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest players can find it! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a volcano where you have to battle while dodging lava flows and fireballs. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! 3. The mobs on our server have evolved and now they can build their own structures. Watch out for zombie architects and skeleton engineers! 4. We have a special quest where you have to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you can have a fire-breathing mount? 5. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have decided to stop exploding and just give hugs instead. It’s a blast of love!

So what are you waiting for? Join Crownfall now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!