Xenomorph Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LemonCraft: Acidic Aliens

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got xenomorph aliens runnin around like they own the place. these suckers got acid for blood, just like lemons! imagine squeezin a xenomorph and gettin lemonade, yo! it’s like a twisted version of lemonade stand but with deadly aliens. come join da fun and see if u can survive the lemony apocalypse, fam!

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	139	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Star Shards Collected:	163
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	7278	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3188	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Votes:	9180	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2042
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!