Xena Warrior Princess Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Animals Bred:	111
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	9374

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Animals Bred:	69
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2433
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3688	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	75128
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ores Mined:	6529
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	106	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4476
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!