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Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	862
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3497
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3087	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	600
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).