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CookieCraft Minecraft Server

christmas gift, Communication, considerate gesture, CookieCraft, COOKIES, donation, expressing gratitude, family friend, food waste, gift giving, hard-earned money, holiday gift, holiday tradition, hurt feelings, Minecraft, polite communication, second mother, Server, stale cookies, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift, unwanted gift, wasting food

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

20 year old, 50 year old, Account.., AITAH, Argument, creepy, CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH, driving instructor, Enabling, favorites, Girlfriend, Harassment, lesbians, Minors, Pervy, Risk, social media, Telling, test, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9962	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, Guilty, guilty pleasure, idiosyncratic, indulgence, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, PleasureCraft, quirky, rare, secret pleasure, smp, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

Blockbuster films, BlockBusterBust, Box Office Hits, cinema critique, cinematic disappointments, film criticism, film debate, film industry, Hollywood hype, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trends, overhyped movies, overrated classics, overrated movies, popular films

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

activism, civil rights, CraftyPropagandaFactory, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, government censorship, Hungarians, journalism ethics, Media bias, media manipulation, media reform., Political unrest, press freedom, propaganda factory, protest, public opinion, public outcry, social movement, state media, unbiased press

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

blocky, comparative politics, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, data analysis, empirical research, global studies, government systems, hypotheses, international relations, justification, Multiculturalism, Nations, political ideologies, political psychology, Quest, research methodology, social attitudes, social psychology, societal beliefs, statistical analysis, System, system justification, world, world politics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Battles, Champion’s Gauntlet, collide, competitive players, Curseforge, ELITE 4, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Hilarity, Join, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, pixels, Player Gym, pokemons, Quests, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal care, anal exploration, anal milking, anal play, anal pleasure, anal stimulation, Brit, britfeel, british culture, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, British society, Edition, emotions, feel, feelings, Milking, milking experience, milking process, milking techniques, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9902	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Items Found:	8723	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

ass-fucked, Bombing, Country, fear-mongering, get real, iran, Iranian, Israel, kill, learn, Minecraft, morons, multiple times, Nuclear, nuclear plants, Official, Plant, prankster, pretty much no one, proceed, rare instances, retards, smp, won’t do shit, ww3

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Decision making, do-over, erase button, EraseMyBlocks, FANTASY, hindsight, hypothetical, Improvement, Life, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, redo, Reflection, regrets, second chance, smp, starting over, undo, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?