CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Votes:	9961
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2647	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	797553	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	9045	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	6822
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3671
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	930
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4985
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3290	Zombie Dances:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

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