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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1646 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?
So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!
