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NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Items Found:	1045
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	330557
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5620

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	23	Farms Harvested:	938
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	794
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	54
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2028

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Towns Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	194

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!