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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3739 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 962 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
