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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
