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Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	296
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Secret Passages Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	947167	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Potions Brewed:	78	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5307	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6298	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	73
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	5175
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!