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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2847 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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