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PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2547	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

advice, beneficial advice, beneficial tips, BlockyWisdom, eye-opening advice, helpful advice, life advice, life lessons, pearls of wisdom, strange advice, surprising advice, surprising tips, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, useful tips, valuable advice, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	5766	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Star Shards Collected:	289
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	9510
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	6010
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).