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ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1
Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul! -
Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!
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BroArrested Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape reality just like this streamer did! Who needs to achieve anything in life when you can build a virtual empire in our world? Plus, who knows what crazy adventures you’ll have when you’re drunk, high on xanax, and playing Minecraft with us! Let’s make memories you’ll never remember together! -
ProbationCraft: Where breaking blocks is your punishment and building is your redemption! LOL
Are you tired of dealing with hackers on Fortnite and struggling to focus on your probation papers because of Xanax-induced sleepiness? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your own virtual paradise.Our server is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing llamas, that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky hackers behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Xanax when you have a world of endless possibilities waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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UnfairCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!
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Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!
Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!
Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!
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Xelon’s Block News: Le Monde Quits!
so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, le monde, this fancy french newspaper, they like totally quit elon musk’s x, like what even is that? but like, on this server, you can build a giant french baguette castle and ride around on flying croissants, it’s like so random and hilarious. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the evil baguette monsters that guard it. so like, come join us and have a blast, it’s gonna be lit af! -
Cancer Kidz Club – Immune Fun!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, imagine a world where kids and adults fight cancer together, but in minecraft form. the immune system is, like, all over the place, reacting differently to different tumors and stuff. but on this server, we make it all fun and games, battling cancer cells with swords and potions. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy fun. come join us and let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time. -
Anarchy FluxLand Cool modes 1.16.5+ Minecraft server
? Welcome to FluxLand! ?
? Explore vast worlds: Immerse yourself in an amazing adventure in our unique world, where every corner is full of secrets and possibilities. Explore new biomes, find rare resources and discover the secrets that await you!
⚔️ Epic Battles: Join exciting PvP battles and prove your skills in battles with other players. Create alliances, participate in tournaments and become a FluxLand legend!
? Build your dreams: In FluxLand you can build and develop your own cities! Create unique buildings, manage resources and build the economy of your kingdom. Your possibilities are endless!
? Friendly Community: Join our friendly team of players! In FluxLand you will always find support and new friends. Participate in events, competitions and activities that make the game even more exciting!
? Exclusive rewards: Receive unique items, achievements and bonuses for active play. We regularly hold events where you can win rare rewards!
? Customization and Upgrades: Customize your character, choose unique classes and abilities! At FluxLand you can become what you have always dreamed of!
? Join FluxLand now! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our wonderful world. We are waiting for you!
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