Xalatate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	679	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	7120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, April 25, Bandai, Catch, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, digimon survive, Dreamers, EN trailer, Epilogue, Gotta, Habu Kazumasa, Liberator, Lost Evolution, PALS, PC, Pixelmon, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Resources, Seekers, ST-18, ST-19, Switch, US BD/DVD, US pre-orders, WRATH MODE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	1467	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Crops Grown:	4220
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Banter

Backlash, banter, blocky, Communication, consumer demand, creativity, criticism, developers, Disappointment, Entertainment, Expectations, Feedback, Gamers, Gaming, Industry, innovation, market research, Online Community, player experience, Publishers, really, video games, wanted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	8722	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond ores and the most elusive ender dragons. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Herobrine lurking in the shadows. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PartyCraft: Happy Bday Big Man

#partycraft, BDay, Beautiful Day, big, Big man, Birthday, celebration, Earth, Existence, feel, greatest men, Happy, Happy Birthday, join us, man, neutralzone, neutralzone.sl, neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone, Playing, The Greatest Story Never Told, Time, time to feel

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

🎉🎈🎂 Today is the Birthday of one of the greatest men to ever grace this earth with their existence. You know who i’m talking about. We are playing The Greatest Story Never Told. Please come join us in celebration of this beautiful day. https://neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone 🎉🎈🎂

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!