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BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	4620
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mines Excavated:	1613	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Dragon Eggs Found:	1510	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr25.TexRich.ru

The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2328

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	3517

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	239	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!

NoCopZoneCraft

6th floor, aita, apartment building, building maintenance, buzzed in, delivery worker, doorbell system, entrance door, entrance doors, inner door, Lobby, NoCopZoneCraft, Note, Packages, packages returned, police officer, police officers, police station, Preoccupied, unsaved call

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even police officers are trying to get in! Join now for the chance to interact with law enforcement in a whole new way – just make sure to have your doorbell system working, unlike some of our players! Who knows what kind of adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even have to make a tough decision like our OP did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what surprises await you!

RedditGoogleSMP

digital platform, GOOGLE, Google users, information exchange, information seekers, information sharing, internet forum, internet search, knowledge sharing, Online Community, online community forum, online discussion, online help, online queries, online research, question and answer, reddit, reddit users, RedditGoogleSMP, search engine, User-generated content

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have like a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night, and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing llamas, it’s wild!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s TPS, but who cares about that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in game, my fellow blockheads! #minecraft4lyfe #lolz #crazysmpfun 🤪🎮🔥