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BlockyBantsMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1106	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5817

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6154
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	2031
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Towns Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Votes:	3063	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub