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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1305 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
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