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PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Votes:	3160	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crops Grown:	9165	Runes Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7694	Farms Harvested:	651

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	7217
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3680	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!