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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9636 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 71 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.