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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5901 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 270 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6204 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.