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Dark Souls 1 Randomizer Minecraft SMP

Anon, Backstabs, bell ringing, boss randomizations, bridge wyvern, capra demon, cheese strategy, Dark, dark souls 1, game sucks, INVISIBLE, manserpents, Minecraft, priscilla, randomizer, recommended, silver knights, smp, Souls, tanky enemies, Taurus Demon, titanite shard, Upgrade

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a challenge that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where every enemy is super tanky and resources are as scarce as diamonds in a desert. You’ll have to rely on your wits and backstabbing skills to survive against manserpents and silver knights who just won’t go down without a fight.

But that’s not all! Our boss randomizations will have you laughing until you cry. Imagine facing off against Capra Demon in the place of Taurus Demon, or Priscilla taking on the role of the bridge wyvern and just standing there, invisible, doing absolutely nothing.

So if you’re ready for a challenge that will test your Minecraft skills and make you question your life choices, join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, because things are about to get crazy!

Virgin GF Minecraft Server

coping, double standards, emotional baggage, Insecurity, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, normies, purity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, sexual expectations, sexual experience, sexual history, societal pressure, societal standards, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Virgin, virgin girlfriend, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by used goods? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is a virgin and no one has ever been spunked on! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the horrors of Chad and his conquests. Build your own virgin paradise and never worry about settling for used goods again. Join us and embrace the purity of Minecraft!

The Voted Minecraft SMP King

Choice, comedy, decision, Decision making, election, election results, funny, humor, humor in politics, King, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, Minecraft, mistake, political humor, Politics, refunds, regret, smp, voted, voter’s remorse, Voting, voting consequences, voting process

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

😈 LuckyWorld 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Cheap donations, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, donation services, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Ip:, kind admins, Kind Players, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minigames, Mob Arena, No dupes, No Lags, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, self-built, Shop, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transformations, Website, Weddings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Cool MiniGames

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

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Our IP: mclucky.net

Our website: https://lucky-world.ru/

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Neet Kunoichi’s Cozy Minecraft Server

action, Anime, BODYGUARD, comedy, Cozy, Demons, friendship, Genius Kunoichi, homemaking skills, japanese animation, kunoichi, Kunoichis, Lazy Otaku, living together, Manga, Minecraft, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, Neet Kunoichi, neet lifestyle, Otaku, pampering, romance, Salaryman, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of being attacked by demons and saved by a lazy otaku NEET ninja! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious hijinks, and heartwarming moments of Tsukasa pampering Shizuri like she’s a princess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

Join now and experience increased rates on drops like Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows. Plus, our Mystic Summons will have you summoning Dark Corvus and Pirate Captain Flan faster than you can say “Westwind Executioner Schuri”.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server

gossip, Minecraft, Server, Streamers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.

Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!

µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

2.., 2.2.1, Bug Fix, bugfix, Client, Download, Edition, Features, file sharing, internet, new version, Peer-to-peer, Release, smp, software, software update, Technology, torrent, torrent client, update, Upgrade, µCraft, µTorrent

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	278210	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!

Jewish GF Hanukkah Minecraft SMP

Celebrating Together, cultural celebrations, cultural diversity, dating preferences, festive gatherings, festive occasions, Girlfriend, Hanukkah, holiday traditions, interfaith relationships, Jewish, Jewish culture, love, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, Open-mindedness, partner’s traditions, relationships, religious beliefs, religious holidays, romantic gestures, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5819
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild adventures!

Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!