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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mines Excavated:	1920
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build their base next to the village well.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama utopia. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and llamas.

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	2621
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchantments Applied:	242	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	2293
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Emeralds Found:	9609	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2795
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!