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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8257 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!