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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.
we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
