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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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