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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6138 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1240 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?