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Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ores Mined:	4812	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
New Chunks Explored:	606648	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5691
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	251
Dragon Eggs Found:	8768	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1317
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
New Chunks Explored:	280684	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2745
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	8879
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

Adventure, Assignment, challenge, Duty, Game, game on, game plan, Gaming, Goal, goal oriented, Minecraft, Mission, mission accomplished, mission and game, mission statement, mission-driven, Objective, purpose, Quest, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, task

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Crops Grown:	7447
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8827	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!