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Recollence

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, PVP Economy Quests Dungeons Plugins Custom Events Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Pixelmon Prisons Roleplay Factions Hardcore Bedwars Skywars Hypixel Modded, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Recollence is a brand-new Survival Minecraft SMP server with the goal to give players a great experience with a vibrant, enjoyable, and laid-back community. Players can explore, build, fight, make friends, anything they want to do. The server features a unique skill system and has more challenging mobs, that are more difficult based on the players own level.

play.recollence.com

❤️ Hypso | Vanilla generation 1.20 | Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Generation 1.20, Hypso, Minecraft, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The owner of the server «Hypso Vanilla Generation 1.20 Anarchy» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hypsobedrock.ru:19132

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BlockHeadz, civil rights movement, discrimination, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority communities, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, unconscious bias

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchantments Applied:	261	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2197	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like, “What the block is going on here?!”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking chickens. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their little square houses!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, if you see a group of zombies doing the Macarena, you’re in the right place!

ByteLove SMP: #AIGirlfriendGenerator

#artificialintelligence, #digitallove, #virtualgirlfriend, ai, AIGirlfriendGenerator, ByteLove, Customization, digitalart, Experience, Generator, Girlfriend, Imagery, innovation, interactivity, love, Personalization, relationships, Roleplay, romance, smp, Technology, Virtualreality, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! On our server, not only can you customize your own images (because who doesn’t love a good meme skin), but we also have the most epic roleplay you’ve ever seen in your life. Picture this: you’re a potato farmer who has to fend off evil zombie carrots trying to invade your farm. Or maybe you’re a ninja turtle who has to battle it out with a gang of evil pizza-stealing creepers. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

NoMcDonalds4Me

Agreement, Argument, Blame, Communication, compromise, decision, disagreement, Event, fast food, Food, grocery store, Hunger, local ], misunderstanding, NoMcDonalds4Me, Order, perspective, refusal, relationship, snack, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6987
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of choosing between fast food and grocery store snacks? Look no further! Join our server and experience the epic quest of finding the perfect snack while avoiding the hangry wrath of your significant other. Will you choose the convenience of fast food or the culinary adventure of cooking at home? Only the bravest players can navigate this treacherous decision-making process. Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive the ultimate hunger showdown!

MufflerManiaMC

annoying noise, attention seeking, automotive trends, car modifications, disruptive sounds, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud exhausts, Loud Mufflers, loud vehicles, MufflerManiaMC, noisy cars, obnoxious behavior, public nuisance, social media rant, street noise, traffic disturbances, unnecessary noise, urban living, vehicle customization, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where loud mufflers are not only accepted but encouraged! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the louder your muffler, the faster your virtual car goes! That’s right, we’ve implemented a special plugin that turns the sound of your muffler into pure speed. So rev up those engines and let the noise be your guide to victory!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special event every Friday night called “Muffler Madness” where players compete in a race to see who has the loudest muffler. The winner gets a special prize – a custom-made diamond-encrusted muffler that will make all the other players green with envy.

So if you’re tired of quiet, boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of speed and noise, join us today! Who knew that being heard could be so much fun?

BabyHeadCraft

anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!

imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.

oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!

Arcan Network

activities, Arcan Network, Combats, Enchantments, Entities, Exploration, Koth, Levels, Minecraft, PvP, Semi Custom, Server, Survival, Textures, Vanilla, Victory, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Semi Custom server without textures, offering a wide variety of activities. Take part in exciting PvP combats and dominate KOTHs, or explore a vast world filled with entities of different levels to fight. Also, obtain various enchantments to improve your weapons and ensure your victory.

play.arcan.pro

CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

OralCraft SMP – 40 characters

Boundaries, Characters, Communication, consent, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate act, mutual pleasure, oral sex, OralCraft, partner intimacy, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	275	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Votes:	7866
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or engaging in intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Oral Challenge.” What’s that, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of teamwork, communication, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the “Oral Challenge” and become a true Minecraft legend!