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4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1042
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1178	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!