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CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5642
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ores Mined:	7539	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6624	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Farms Harvested:	473
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!