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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	7922
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Votes:	9894
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3446	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6721	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3838	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Potions Brewed:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!