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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6775 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.
once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.
we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.
oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?
