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PleasureCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	2407
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mines Excavated:	2022	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Animals Bred:	187	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	679	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5221
Players Killed by Monsters:	2321	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5423
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchantments Applied:	203
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.