wry smile Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

EvilGriff’s Funhouse: Where Villains Unite and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than Griffith’s server of doom! This server is so evil, it makes Herobrine look like a cute little puppy. Join if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Rumor has it that Griffith himself haunts the server, ready to challenge any player to a battle of wits and strength. Will you be able to survive his wrath and claim victory? Or will you be forever trapped in a virtual nightmare? Join now and find out – if you dare!

Crafty Chick’s Love Shack – Where Minecraft meets matchmaking! 🐔❤️

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6314	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of spending all your time trying to figure out how to ask out that cute drive-thru worker? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the art of flirting through building pixelated structures and mining for diamonds. Who needs pickup lines when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion No. 9, rumored to make anyone fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the look on that drive-thru worker’s face when they see you coming in with your enchanted armor and a potion of love in hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate among the creepers and zombies.

SlavCraft: Where we unite blocks instead of countries! Join now and build your way to world domination!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, we’ve gathered all the Slavs under one glorious flag! From the vodka-loving Russians to the squatting Ukrainians, we’ve got them all!

Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!

DislikeCraft: The Server Where Haters Gonna Hate and Creepers Gonna Creep

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6815
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built the most magnificent castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a unicorn around like it was no big deal. Legends say they even tamed a dragon and flew off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the stuff of legends. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the land!

SoulSquabble Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the ultimate showdown between souls and soulless beings!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to determine who will reign supreme in the battle of good vs. evil. Will you align yourself with the soulful players who build beautiful structures and help others in need? Or will you join the soulless beings who wreak havoc and chaos wherever they go?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, guarded by powerful monsters and traps. Will you be brave enough to seek out these riches and claim them for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and choose your side in the ultimate showdown of soul vs. soulless! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it.

Minecraft Mayhem: Giggles & Genshin

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	417	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like enchanted diamond pickaxes and potions that make you run faster than a speeding Enderman.

Our server is so epic, even the villagers are talking about it. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to challenge players to PvP battles in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have special events happening all the time, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can craft the most explosive outfit. And don’t forget about our weekly build competitions, where you can show off your architectural skills and win prizes like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventures this side of the blocky world. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

ParasocialCraft: Where Minecraft meets online therapy sessions! Join now for a virtual hug 🤗

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of feeling lonely in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your parasocial relationships because you’ll have a whole community of virtual friends to keep you company 24/7! Our server is so popular, even the creepers are lining up to be your BFFs. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond block. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Blocky Puzzles Gettin’ Jiggly with It

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8685	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of jigsaw puzzles to a whole new level! Instead of just putting together boring old pictures, imagine assembling a puzzle made entirely of exploding creepers, diamond swords, and giant blocks of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that even the pieces themselves are alive! They’ll jump around, make funny faces, and even try to trick you into putting them in the wrong spot. It’s like playing a game of puzzle tag with a bunch of mischievous puzzle pieces!

And if you think you’re a puzzle master, think again. Our puzzles are so challenging that even the Ender Dragon would have a hard time putting them together. But don’t worry, we have power-ups like enchanted puzzle pieces and puzzle-solving potions to help you out.

So come join us on our server and get ready for a puzzle experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the puzzles have a sense of humor!

Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Potions Brewed:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread – Opening April 12th!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pandas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Now, you must complete ridiculous challenges like building a giant bamboo fortress or taming a wild ocelot to gain their favor. But beware, if you fail, you’ll be banished to the Nether forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, every full moon, a herd of unicorns gallops through the server, leaving behind a trail of glitter and rainbows for you to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server on April 12th and prepare for the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!