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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible! -
TerroristTakedownCraft
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
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MouseCraftSurvivor
so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.
plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.
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RedHomo Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!
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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored! -
PoleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where Poland gets all the hand-me-downs? Well, look no further because on our server, Poland gets the royal treatment! We shower them with the finest diamonds and gold, while Turkey and Pakistan are left wondering why they didn’t get the memo. Join us for a wild ride filled with fashion faux pas and international intrigue. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind Poland’s fabulous wardrobe! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can share clothes with your twin brother and say “I love you” without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a unique sibling bonding experience that will make your friends question their own relationships. We promise outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you feel right at home (or at least, at your twin’s home). So come on in and let the fun begin! Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? Join now and show the world that sibling love knows no bounds! -
CryCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of yell “YASSS QUEEN”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cry fest! Join us and you’ll be shedding tears of joy as you build your way to glory. Our server is so emotional, even the creepers cry when they explode! So come on, grab your tissues and join us for a sob-tastic adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional? -
Korone’s Plushie Paradise Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! Join us and you’ll get a free Korone or Koyori plushie that will bring you good luck in all your mining adventures. Legend has it that these plushies were crafted by the Minecraft gods themselves and will protect you from creepers and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the plushie power guide you to victory!