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BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crops Grown:	4460	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	1117
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchantments Applied:	277

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4112	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3885	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4451	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Farms Harvested:	345
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3861
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6002	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2305
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	463
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!